Cocklicker Edit Meaning

1. Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich See if, unrealis..

1. The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend. "Da..

1. The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful. The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke ..