Cocklobster Edit Meaning

1. To ski effortlessly and gracefully over snow, much like Santa's sleigh. May elicit the feeling you had when you woke up Christmas ..

1. The massive skid markleft behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away. I am not gon..

1. Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair. Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to gr..