Cock-locked

What is Cock-locked?

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?

great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

See aroused, hot, boner, erection

Englonius

1. Or Englor. It is a version of english where you take, normally the first part of the word, and you add random suffixes. If you get us..

H.o.f.n.r.

1. Hard on for no reason, getting happy in the pants without stimulation "I was sitting in class when I got a massive HOFNR..

The Turbanator

1. A piss take of The Termintaor but with people that wear turbans hence the term Turbanator, Commonly referenced to a user of the PSN - Th..

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