Cock-locked

What is Cock-locked?

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?

great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

See aroused, hot, boner, erection

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