What is Cocklog?
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A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.
Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.
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The feeling of an erect penis or
"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major
cocklog in there."
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A term commonly used to describe the passage of liquid faeces, i.e diarrhoea. Nequick used as a comparative context due to similarities ..
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Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.
Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
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