What is Cockman?
1.
Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.
"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"
2.
A term for someone who is hung like a baboon.
"jesus christ, what a cock man"
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