Cockmatized

What is Cockmatized?

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.

Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.

Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.

See hypnotized, nymphomaniac, obsessed, cock, sex

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