What is Cockmeat Surprise?
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When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last..
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someone who likes to bash the cheek i.e. give a meaningless slap to make them feel strong etc but really are the type who couldn't ..
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Basically 2 minutes off sex.
girl - hahahaha babe u look funny
guy- dats it, 2 minutes off.
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