What is Cockmeat Surprise?
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When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants.
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Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish
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an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever.
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