What is Cockmeat Surprise?
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When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done..
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One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.
you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face...
