Cockmeat Surprise

What is Cockmeat Surprise?


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When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

See cockmeat sandwich, cockmeat, cock, surprise


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