What is Cockmerchant?
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n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
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A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas.
Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something f..
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Used when greeting someone.
Synonymous with "hello" or "hi".
"Hey, Brian!"
"Yoberdober!"..
