Cockmerchant

What is Cockmerchant?

1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.

2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock

3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"

Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptiouscunt"

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Bowlegged

1. Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese. Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than ..

Gambian Bungee

1. When you do the Mrs / or Mr in the arse, wearing a rubber and it comes out covered in the brown stuff. They then rip it off you and rep..

W.m.b.a.t.t.

1. pronounced wombat, stands for "wetting my bed all the time" I went through a period of w.m.b.a.t.t. untill i was 13! See wom..

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