What is Cockmerchant?
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n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
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A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant..
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When someone high-fives at your expense.
(Two guys walk up to you and laugh at your neon green Crocs)
Guy 1: "Hey, the '80s ..
