What is Cockmerchant?
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n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
Random Words:
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Toss Cakes-Cakes with jiz in.
Used as insult.
"Stop trying to change my browser homepage to a bloody garry glitter page,Tosscakes..
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When a man sets fire to a mans pubic hair with the intention to piss or cum it out.
See also: flaming oasis
Ilja really gave me a nice..
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Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunkextremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off..
