What is Cockmerchant?
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n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
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An adventure usually brought on by boredom or shrooms
sometimes used to explain a great sexual experience that can not reallyve define..
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{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.
"I ain't gonna mess with her ..
