What is Cockmerchant?
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1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
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1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.
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The sticky shards of fecile matter left in your undergarments and trousers.
There are huffleberries in my trousers...
