What is Cockmerchant?
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1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "
Fuck off youpumptious cunt "
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an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve:..
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A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even r..
