What is Cockmonger?
1.
someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
2.
One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
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3.
A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
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4.
1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia
2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man
3.) Daniel Olson
4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
5.
A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
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6.
a person who enjoys the cock.
"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."
7.
1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.
Logan is such a cockmonger.
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