What is Cock-monkey?
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1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.
2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.
3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.
"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!
"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."
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The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.
Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.
Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.
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