Cockmounter Edit Meaning

1. A person who is very fat and very short. aka: a human chode. Hey look! It's a chode man! See chode-man, human chode..

1. Someone who you care for so much. more than anything in the world! a soulmate someone who you see greater than just a boyfriend or a ..

1. Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men. That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night. See zel..