What is Cockmuffin?
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The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.
" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "
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A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".
"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"
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