Cocknesia

What is Cocknesia?

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

See cock, dick, sex, memory

Spathroom

1. When one cannot leave the spa to go to the bathroom, instead, using the spa (hot tub, jacuzzi or similar) as their own private bathroom...

Schmad

1. Word meaning false toughness..as in someone who yhinks hr is tough but is actually soft. That guy thinks he is schmad See nacker, hard..

Uberful

1. Very nice and cool and good "Muffins are so uberful." See Jaela..

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