Cocknesia

What is Cocknesia?

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

See cock, dick, sex, memory

Paperized

1. To get married. The act of getting married. After dating for several years, we finally got paperized. See married, coupled, relations..

Pretzel Boy

1. Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel. Pretzel Boy's administration screwed up ..

Cock Pounding

1. intense masturbationmaking a lot of noise I was giving myself a vigorous cock pounding See masturbation, jacking off, slamming, thumpi..

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