Cockness Monster

What is Cockness Monster?


1.

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

See head, toilet, beer, fellatio, football

2.

whenst a man gets an erection,

whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

See monster, bathtub, erection, man


81

Random Words:

1. The pain, usually in the left wrist, associated with puching the fret buttons on a Guitar Hero controller. My left wrist is killing me ..
1. A shadowy figure from the Yonkers, NY underworld, it is not known exactly if Victor Franchaise is real or a fictional character used by ..
1. A report card in which the student recieved A's in every subject except for one. Like "straight" A's, but gay. Get i..