What is Cockness Monster?
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A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of ..
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smokin weed/ methand drinkin licks
'Man, I gotta stop! I been gettin nice all night, man!' Ol Dirty Bastard(Mtv Interview)
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