What is Cockness Monster?
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A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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Something very hard to say when your drunk
you try saying Anti-constitutionalistically when your drunk
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