What is Cockness Monster?
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A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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A case of the liquid shits with particles resembling chunky style salsa. Making a chemistry professor weep, the substance from the anus ..
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hairy balls
you should be lickin' my furry beanbag
See wabos..
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a female would use this, just like a male would say suck my cock...
kiss my squirrel, you smuck
See pussy, cunt, beaver, vagina, snatc..
