Cockness Monster

What is Cockness Monster?

1.

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

See head, toilet, beer, fellatio, football

2.

whenst a man gets an erection,

whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

See monster, bathtub, erection, man
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