What is Cockney Phil?
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The persona and accent assumed by someone on the phone. Some people speak posh, others do a 'cockney Phil'.
"Awwight Pat, how's ya car? Laaaverly! Apples N pears. Chaz n dave me old china!" is what cockney Phil usually sounds like..
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..