Cockney Wanker

What is Cockney Wanker?


1.

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

2.

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

3.

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.


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