What is Cockney Wanker?
1.
Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
2.
Person of London-sounding accent
"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"
"knees ap mavva braaan"
3.
Twat, git, moron, bitch.
You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
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1.
The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
Rand..
