What is Cocknocker?
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Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
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To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it
"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)
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When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker
"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
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Variant of
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A Female Cock Blocker .
Especially a Dike or Manhating bitch.
Saboteur of getting laid. See Assbite
I was leaving the bar with this drunk chick and her Cocknocker dike girlfriend fucking snatched her out of my greasy mitts.
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A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
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1.Someone who hits you in the balls delibertly when in the middle of a fist fight, a deliberate cheat move often used when losing.
2.Fictional Charcter Mark(Luke Skywalker) Hamill played in the Kevin Smith movie ‘Jay an Silent Bob Strike Back. Cockknocker uses the first definition with a giant fiist. From the fictional comic ‘Bluntman & Chronic’
1.I was kicking his whiny punk ass, then he cockknocked me and it was all over.
2.Chronic: Why they call you Cocknocker?
Cocknocker: Actually there’s a funny story behind that, you’re gonna love this, true story…
(WHAM)
Chronic: Eeep.
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