Cocknockled

What is Cocknockled?


1.

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.

Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.

Guy: Great.

...

Girl: This coffee is delicious.

Guy: I'm having fun.

Someone: What are you doing for break?

Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.

Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.

Girl: I'll say!

Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...

Girl: Bye!

...

Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

See cocknockled, cockblocked, dating, failure


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