What is Cocknockled?
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When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
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The glorious coating surrounding a cock when it pulls out of an asshole that has not been prelubed. The asshole has created a natural lu..
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Imaginary form of currency used to purchase oral sex.
"Hey Rodney how many donkey nickels did you get today for all that dick suck..
