What is Cocknose?
1.
1. An
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.
2.
Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
3.
A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.
Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
4.
name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock
have you seen cocknose today
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5.
Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point
scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha
6.
Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.
You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.
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7.
You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.
It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.
Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!
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