Cockocracy

What is Cockocracy?


1.

When men dominate over women in any given situation. To be part of the cockocracy one must have a cock.

Woman-"Shotgun"

Man-"Im sorry you get automatic back seat due to the cockocracy, and the other male gets the front seat."

2.

An inseparable group of gay men, who are the sluttiest men at a party/bar/club. Headed by the most experienced male, referred to as the King of Cock.

"Here comes the Cockocracy, get out your condoms boys"

"I had the entire Cockocracy last night"

3.

Penis Power.

The innate power of a man's urine hose over women (small minded beings).

Girl #1: "Zomg, I just got this purse, it is soooooooooooo cute."

Girl #2: "Yah, iz totally rad yawl"

Boy Bystander: "Get me a drink, ho. I gotta sit heyah for a while and scope the chicks. The cockocracy demands your compliance."

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Me: "Willay Wiggansssss, get in the backseat. COCKOCRACY BITCH"

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