What is Cockoff?
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When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).
Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.
Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.
Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?
Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
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When one does something stupid, wrong, they should 'Cockoff'.
Just Cockoff you twat
Random Words:
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abbreviation of "don't worry about it" coming from ashford town....represent fool!
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Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.
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To be extremely excited about; to get down upon; especially jazzed about.
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