Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Homemade Milk

1. THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on. "I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homem..

Laurikeet

1. A parrot-like teenager whom sees all as 'elementary'. Professional Ambler Shpuggy: Man, I don't get how Laurikeet manage..

Yawnjuice

1. The phenomenon of saliva involutarily propelling itself from the mouth when yawning. "Oh sorry I just yawnjuiced on you." Se..

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