Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Zemp

1. A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry. "Zemp, the other white..

Yahpie

1. Pronounce yar-pee. A derogatory term for a South African, usually associated with their sporting teams, in particular the Springboks. Me..

Onetwothree

1. A number sequence where all the numbers increase in value. I can count to abc Wow that's onetwothree dollars (: Onetwothree GO! ..

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