Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Vageorge

1. When a female looks like a dude. Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!..

It Doesnt Matter

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Utensis

1. The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used uten..

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