Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Yes-i

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W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Dirty Garza

1. While doing a girl doggy style the man's free hands are stealing money out of her purse. When I lost my wallet on vacation I had t..

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