Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Flakey Mcsnakey

1. n- alt of Bloaf. Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell. orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex. 1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake) ..

Elegance

1. The state or quality of being elegant; beauty as resulting from choice qualities and the complete absence of what deforms or impresses u..

Jamaican Penis

1. The Penis of Brad Fishkind. It is smaller than most, and blacker than most, although he is white. Brad pull up your fucking pants, I ca..

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