Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Viscant

1. Metrosexual. Possibly gay. Loves the Puce more than he loves the cock. Viscant is crouched outside Puce's apartment with a camer..

Zoopals

1. A pretty paper plate for parties with paralyzed eyes of preys and predators. Pink zoopals can be painted to purple paper plates. See c..

Let 'er Rip

1. to fart with confidence C'mon, boy, you ain't got nothin'a hide; you're in a man's house--let 'er rip! S..

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