Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Confuzeled

1. To become conmpleatly dazzeled yet confused. Im confuzeled! See confused, dizzy, flabbergasted..

Zelebrity

1. Commonly used as Zeleb, a term for a Z-List Celebrity. Did you see the annoying interview with that Zelebrity. See celeb, celebrity, v..

Smooth Canoe

1. A fully shaven female crotch. "I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe." See brazilian wax, bald eagle, vagina,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cockortunity Edit Meaning