Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Bumpy Dunky

1. A ribbed or studded condom How about a bit of rumpy pumpywith a bumpy dunky See condom, dunky, rumpy, pumpy, tickler..

Jimjams

1. Performance anxiety or stage fright "So I just stopped and told the audience what was happening, adjusted the peg and started agai..

Pure Of Heart

1. Unprotected anal sex with a midget in the hot aisle of a server room while the hallon fire suppression system goes off around them Regg..

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