Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Fuzzylumpkin

1. a guy mouthifying the hell out of a womans box while she is taking #2 on the shitter... While she is poopen... A yo Scott, that was a ..

Burnitz

1. 1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current 2. verb. Burnitz, ..

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1. it's an upside down -.- used to show complete boredom. ^^ Guy 1: duuuude, i'm sooo bored -.- Guy 2: dude, ikr? me too _._ G..

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