Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

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Q-tip

1. A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach little jo..

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