Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Coursing Off

1. male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self. Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!! See jacking off, mas..

H Kissing

1. The act of two men kissing eachother with the tips of there penis's. The outline of there bodies looks like an "H" look ..

N U

1. "n u" means "No you" it's extremely shorthand. <Person1> You're gay <Person2> n u See no, y..

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