Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Ziggyzay

1. To grunt or yell in an aggressive, Japanese fashion. That dude Sato from Karate Kid II was always ziggyzaying at Mr. Miyagi...

Drives Like My Ass

1. A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns. That guy in front of me drives like my ass. See Bambi..

Kookball

1. One who does not like the Glee version of "Don't stop believing" Kaki Strawn *listening to Glee*. "No, this is stup..

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