Cockortunity

What is Cockortunity?

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

See greed, whiskey dick

Ridiculie

1. To make a statement or take a stance that is utterly ridiculous and a bald faced lie. Usually to justify some miscreant deed. Pa knows ..

Jizzuntighted

1. To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!&..

Festuring Vaginal Blood Fart

1. The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself. The most rancid of..

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