Cockpeasant Edit Meaning

1. Taking such a large sh*t that your shocked to see the large log sitting there in the toilet bowl. "Yo Dan I just left the biggest ..

1. The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you. Ironically..

1. A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you. That freakish assfinch at starbucks k..