Cockpirate Edit Meaning

1. The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around. That guy over t..

1. When a person is shot in both knees, rendering them unable to walk. Used to be a favourite move for the IRA, but they gave up when ort..

1. Another term for a bowel movement. I dropped a massive buttfish after eating all those Krystal's. See poop, poo, doodie, shit, tu..