Cockpit Trouble

What is Cockpit Trouble?

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

See operator error, code 18, dumbass, technotard

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