What is Cock-priest?
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One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
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The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.
When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!
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