What is Cock-priest?
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One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
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To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche
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piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.
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