What is Cock-priest?
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One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
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Inebriated. Most likely originated from the term "cloud 9", meaning exceptionally happy.
When I had my wisdom teeth cut out, ..
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It's like rigor mortis, except you're just too lazy to move.
"Afta 2 blunts, we all got nigger mortis."
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