Cock-pump

What is Cock-pump?

Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.

We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

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Slack Jaw

1. The word used to describe a red-neck due to his slack pronunciation of words. "That there whhhite water is were the trout are.&quo..

Acronysing

1. when someone talks in acronyms. 'Wtf? i cba atm!' (what the f*ck? i cant be arsed at the moment) 'tbh i dont care&apos..

Dgk

1. Dirty Ghetto Kids. a kick-ass skateboard company. dgk boards last long and have sweet pop. 2. Phrase/term created by skater stevie wi..

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