Cock-pump

What is Cock-pump?

Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.

We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

See cockpump, cock pumping

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1. A pointless and highly obnoxious smiley. It's most likely that it originated because some idiot on an AIM convo made a typo and mad..

Stunk Hand

1. the smell that lingers on sinful hands. Have you been masturbating? Because it smells like stunk hand up in this biotch. See scumbag, ..

Drunk Off One Sip

1. where you get drunk off of one sip of vodka korey toy at the dance where he got drunk off one sip See cheap, drunk, vodka, dance, kore..

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