Cockpumper

What is Cockpumper?

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

See ballpumper, donut, dong, pack

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