Cockpumper

What is Cockpumper?

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

See ballpumper, donut, dong, pack

Quimnesia

1. Referes to the confusion in the early morning over whether the (quim) has been had or not... leads to a very awkward time. "You ta..

Quanglish

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Epilepsy Sex

1. Having your partner who has epilepsy sit on your penis, at which point switch off the lights and turn thr strobe on. Sit back and enjoy ..

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