Cockpush

What is Cockpush?


1.

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush

-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!

-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush

See wingman, cock block, service, honor, bars, sex, hooking up, Archit


0

Random Words:

1. When you have to leave abruptly to go take a monsterous shit. Guy 1: So I was talking to her and she was like... Guy 2: Sorry man, I c..
1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..
1. The 3uds is when someone is: 1: ripped - muscley and well built to beat someonnes ass. 2: Tripped - usually when one has to many carbo..
Book Banner