What is Cockpush?
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The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.
This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.
Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush
-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush
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{ul·tra·spiff·y} Adj. 1. used when describing one who is cool, elite, & all around a kick ass person.
brit is so ultraspiffy !
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A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers..
