Cockronaut

What is Cockronaut?

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:

1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures

2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum

3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

See cockroach, vacuum, cockronaut, astronaut

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