What is Cockronaut?
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A cockroach astronaut.
Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.
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