Cocksandwich

What is Cocksandwich?


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The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

See cock, muff, sandwich


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