Cockscrubber

What is Cockscrubber?

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

See mustache, goatee, beard, mustachio, gay, mjolnir

Near Porn

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Alizeeitus

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