What is Cockshot?
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A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.
I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.
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2.
A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.
Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?
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A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001' or 'LADIESONLY'.
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.
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4.
The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.
"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"
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