Cockslap Edit Meaning

1.

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."

"Don't make me cockslap you!"

See warren

2.

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.

"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"

See cock, slap, dick, schlong

3.

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

See cock slap, cock, slap, humiliated, humiliation, jimi hendrix, emo

4.

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

See cock, slap, cok, whip

5.

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

See cockslap, dickslap, sex, dick, cock, pregnancy, fuck, biotch, jerry springer

6.

Another way to say caps lock.

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!

See cock slap, capslock, cock, slap