What is Cockspeak?
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def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
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A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.
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Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort.
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Food that can be identified in fecal matter.
Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day..
