What is Cockspeak?
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def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
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A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the..
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how good the fucking is, the level of intensity/pleasure derived from fucking.
Jim: "Man, last night the fuckulation was hiiiiiggg..
