Cockspeak

What is Cockspeak?

1.

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

See blowjob, head, in your mouth, gagging
54

Random Words:

Getting Her Guts Pushed In
1. Refers to being sodomized. Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad. See guts, get..
Read more
Boostalk
1. bradley nowell's favorite term for weed brad: i strictly call it boostalk See weed, ganja, buddah, boo, marijuana, bud, grass..
Read more
Nint
1. a fucking god, the best guy you ever meet. nint forever and ever. 2. (v) Derived from the numeric Integral function of a calculator,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free