What is Cockspeak?
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def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
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As awesome as Edward or the rest of the Cullens from Stephanie Meyers Twilight Series.
"So Brandon what did you think of the movie..
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When a certain someone says inabit man when he wants a kfc.
Yeah jay kfc. Do the lumbu at font, with ayo and we get some fuga.
See kfc..
