What is Cockspeak?
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def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
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This is Bull Shit!
This is nonsense!
Fuck off!
Jornal de cu e rola!
Papagaio de cu e rola!
Documento de cu e rola!
Paciencia de cu..
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synonym to punching the bishop
"Hey Rob, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, just staying home and punching it."
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Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.
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