What is Cockspeak?
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def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
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Random Words:
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A little boys Penis.
Stop shaking my bike, it is hitting my dilly dink.
See tally wacker, cock, guber
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A males downstairs
Guy:Wil..
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An enraged individual who bursts into anger when Java programs cause errors.
Omg that angry noob is a complete quattlebaum!
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A Jewi..
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balls, testicles, nuts.
"His happy sacks were slapping her arse good and proper"
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re-useable sandwich and snack bags now ..
