What is Cocksplash?
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While experiencing explosive diarrhea in its most severe form, fecal matter will splatter, or 'splash' off of the toilet-bowl and onto one's cock; thus, tarnishing what theretofore was a clean and undisturbed member. A person who ruins an otherwise enjoyable gathering or event may be referred to as such, since that person exhibits qualities consistent with the occurence of a cocksplash.
I was having a fine evening until that cocksplash dropped by our party. Or: That cocksplash could ruin a wet-dream.
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