Cock-startled

What is Cock-startled?

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

See startled, slapped

Punch A Bitch

1. when you get so mad at a ho just don't stop punching a nigerho. punch a bitch is a black bitch because no one likes black hoes. S..

Party Jesus

1. the long hair, good natured guy you meet at a party that is most decidedly jesus dude1: hey, look at that guy dude2: ITS PARTY JESUS ..

Granite

1. Something that is disgusting. My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite! See gross, mingin, disgusting, feral, foul..

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