Cock-startled

What is Cock-startled?

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

See startled, slapped

Eyejizz

1. The crusty stuff present in one's eyes when one wakes up. I could barely open my eyes this morning, I had so much eyejizz in &apos..

U.s.o.

1. UNIDENTIFIED SMOKING OBJECT. WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE LIKE A PIECE OF FUZZ IN WHATEVER IT IS YOUR SMOKING. WE'VE GOT A U.S..

W0t0t

1. The grammatically correct version of w00t. Stands for We Owned The Other Team. Note the addition of the "The", adding one more..

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