Cock-startled

What is Cock-startled?

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

See startled, slapped

Kick Ass Cool

1. Incredibly cool, like kick ass yet so much better. Kick ass cool is used to define only the coolest;) That John kid is kick ass cool. ..

Imb

1. In my book. Similair to IMO and IMHO. Startled and Surprised are two different feelings imb. See imo, imho 2. "Indian Mound Boy..

Maytag

1. A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection. I gotta get me a new Maytag...

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