What is Cockstockton?
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The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
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The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
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Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
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