Cockstockton

What is Cockstockton?

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.

The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."

OR

Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."

Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

See cock, stockton, block, wingman, theif

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