What is Cockstruzel?
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An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
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a sweet way to write pimp using brackets a couple capital ds and a v.
dude1:man why all the girls be talkin to you?
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A BMW 745. Use the model number like the time on a clock, 7:45.
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