What is Cockstruzel?
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An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
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A specialist craftsman or woman, who services and maintains valuable items of PERSONAL FURNITURE.
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Big blingy wheels. See Blingwad etc..
I saw a Cutlass the other week that had 22 inch bling rings on it. That shit was DOPE AS FUCK
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