What is Cockstruzel?
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An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
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like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!
Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night
You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!
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To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits
Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"
See shit, dump, crap, ..
