Cocktagenarian

What is Cocktagenarian?

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

See cock, dick, dickhead, asshat, asshole

Zero-to-three

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

Emotional Dogbiscuit

1. The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being..

Umma

1. Synonym for the phrase "I'm going to". (Note: When used in conjunction with gonna, umma should not be confused with Umma..

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