Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Dicmuss

1. Someone who is displaying the characteristics of a dick but when you reach for the word dick to call him or her out you instead move to ..

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1. A bunch of dots. That's a lot more than five whole dots! Dots end sentences. They are cool. .................................. wo..

Lgb Syndrome

1. A rare but serious disorder in which someone believes their life portrays those of the Laguna Beach show on MTV. Symptoms of this are: ..

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