Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Installation Constipation

1. When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it ..

Smothered

1. To be drunk. Less than wasted, more than shitfaced. I'm smothered. Sombody call the cab, cause I'm smothered. See drunk, kr..

Hoopstash

1. -The area where there's just all hair and asscrack. -Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand. ..

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