Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Godtube

1. A ridiculous and bogus spinoff of the popular video sharing site YouTube. God: "Welcome to GodTube!" YouTube: " wtf?&qu..

Nodoro

1. A cream used to help MGO (Male Genitale Odor). Most common to be found on Accountants who sit in their cube and slave away for the man...

Greshamed

1. To be fucked in the ass by a total stranger. James was Greshamed last night at that bar! See gay, homo, stranger, loser..

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