Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Impulse Buy

1. When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money o..

Lizz Jizz

1. A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,..

Smegma

1. Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUU..

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