Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Gargle Some Mayo

1. To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it. Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo...

Lb Syndrome

1. Becoming a crazy mother fucker who wants to beat the fuck out of somthing or someone. Oh hes got LB Syndrome..

Viking Smile

1. The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lad..

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