Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ell Oh Ell

1. The phonetic spelling of perhaps the most common internet abbreviation, lol. Since lol is an abbreviation to shorten the word, spelling ..

Gruddle

1. A combination of grinding and cuddling. A good gruddle session always leads to more. See grinding, cuddling, spooning, foreplay, forki..

Entwotter

1. to see, or encounter, something on Twitter, especially for the first time I just entwottered something horrible! Jeff Goldblum is dead!..

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