Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Iona Graham-phillips

1. definitely not a slut. whoever wrote that should die. the hottest, sexiest woman alive, whom i love dearly. oo! you're so hot! you..

Xpress

1. Metrosexuality to the point of borderline homosexuality/femininity. Named for the prevalence of this condition among male employees of t..

Knee Bangers

1. When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee b..

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