Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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Uper

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Vinglefitte

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