Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

W.o.w.

1. (verb) The act of rejecting your sorry sad life, and replacing it with an online computer game where you can be the hero you wouldn&apo..

Going Doggystyle

1. dating someone whos really ugly am hella going doggystyle See ugly, flatchested, stupid, morbidly obese, whore..

Ink'd

1. To be tattooed. Having a tattoo Dude... check that chick out, she's ink'd! See tattoo, ink, body, art, tatted..

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