Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Filet Mingay

1. Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation. "Oh gee, h..

Lurgy

1. British slang for feeling like shit. Man, I have this really bad stomach lurgy. 2. an illness that is not serious but passes easily f..

Nerve Bending

1. A very high form of agrivation, usually given to you by a co-worker, boss, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, friends, etc... Dude, thi..

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