Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zero-to-three

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

Nissan Skyline R34

1. One of the most recent series of the Nissan Skyline. The R34 was produced from 1998-2001, and was sold from 1999-2002. It featured Nissa..

Ol' Chicago Bum Rush

1. when u grab the scruff of one's neck and the top of the back of their trousers and throw them, very effective in throwing someone a..

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