Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Pingleberry

1. A foreign object especially one of the fuzzy, linty variety caught in the hairs of the armpit. Man, that new shirt gave me a pingleberr..

Dezausted

1. an extreme form of exhausted man, i just ran six marathons today, im dezausted See nate..

Cock-and-balls

1. A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris. It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are i..

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