Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?


1.

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.


76

Random Words:

1. Jason Stewart is a show contributor for the Jim Rome Show on Premiere Radio Network. His promising cameos in "Call Me: The Rise an..
1. noun 1. A dreamlike state of compounded indefiniteness 2. A place that at once is and is not an intermediary 3. A desolate but not en..
1. A sense of entitlement and lack of respect for other people's time and effort shown by users of the internet, commonly found on dis..