Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Eat Beer

1. The act of comsuming large amounts of alcohol in a very short amount of time. To binge drink. Robert: After class lets go Eat Beer! ..

Ii Lov3 Yh00

1. Another way to say i love you by using letters and numbers. It is an informal way of speaking and is uaully spoken by chavs & scum ..

Zity

1. A colony, or "city" or zits growing on ones face. Mainly consisting of fifteen or more zits on a single person's face. ..

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