Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Poor John

1. A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet" It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as ..

Ubuntuners

1. People who run Ubuntu. And good gave the distro to the Ubuntuners, so they could share to the freedom haters. See ubuntu, linux, free ..

Urban Gravy

1. The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose..

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