Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zeriara

1. a stuck up, self-obsessed asshole, who overcompensates muchly for their obvious insecurity. also see: skank this zeriara needs to get t..

Lacrosse-stitute

1. The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties. 'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitute..

Awky Signs

1. A long list of hand signs that are used in different awkward moments. There are ones for major holidays and other moments that really ge..

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