Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Slip Shod

1. lacking quality, cheap, sloppy, flimsy, created with very little thought or planning The slip shod computer program not only didn&a..

If You Say So.

1. A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit. Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 7..

E-mazing

1. adj. Amazing online, terrible on LAN. (Refers to online games such as counter-strike and other e-sports that can possibly be hacked) He..

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