Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

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Vegiquarium

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Pirate Lifestyle

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R O B

1. ROB you know r o b . the guy in band class whos name is chris or mike or something but prefers to be called rob. why?? no one will eve..

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