Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

W Blue Sky Lives

1. Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist. Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there! See unl..

Cerberusthehitman

1. A horny, anthro, 3 headed canine with a snake for a tail. He also explodes alot and makes sounds of woot. Also vore voraphilic/vorish/vo..

Figboo

1. A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celeb..

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