Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Original Romeo

1. OB is the only true origional romeo.. he can woe even the finest girl take him through these girls know OB sayin shit like Lyrikal assa..

Crowmophobe

1. A phobie of people with a variation of "crow" in their name. Stemming of Jurassic Time was birds and pterdoctyles killed anima..

Espionics

1. A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag ..

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