Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ur Ma

1. ur ma is a term used in northen irealand too slag someone off aye ur ma was good last night See ur mom, slagging, aye, sex, dyke 2. ..

Zavala

1. A Mexican of short stature who is extremely perverted in nature. Sometimes they drive white econolines and sometimes wear pink braces to..

Ninternet

1. A series of websites devoted to the industrial band Nine Inch Nails. There are a lot of kick ass websites in the ninternet. See nine i..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cocktail Mattress Edit Meaning