Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

You Don't Tell Me

1. To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement. "I'm not sure we're..

Stiggidy Stoned

1. tough fucking way to say you are high, blazed, or stoned. I was stiggidy stoned last night and I lit my entire leg on fire, it smelled ..

Zawada

1. An excessively retarded person who insists on inviting you to his house everyday of the week. Also mooches off you and never has a ride ..

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