Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Yupsolutely

1. When one wants to answer a question positively and certainly- yup and absolutely. Question: Do you agree? Answer: yupsolutely! See yu..

Buttnuts

1. Another word for hemorrhoids. Damn, my buttnuts are really burning! See hemorrhoids, dingleberries, butt, nuts, ass 2. The result of..

Zen Hen

1. A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater. My African brother, I am in need..

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