Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ninja Log

1. logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something so like dude we are going to run this way and your g..

Get Wet Award

1. The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp. "Yo, I totally just got the ..

☆

1. A white star. Represented in Unicode as WHITE STAR U+2606 JIS X 0213: 1-1-89 Character entity reference: ☆ It is a special ..

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