Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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Hamster Tittie

1. the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (: Dude, your such a hamster tittie! See ti..

Soupernova

1. N. Used to describe a veritable explosion of a liquid of some sort, esp. one such substance knocked over vehemently by accident. "..

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