Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zalko

1. 1: a necessary party favor; 2: one who mingles; "There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."..

Zurcher

1. definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher,..

Orbital Fetus

1. a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world &q..

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