Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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1. Combining felching with salad tossing Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch. 1. Combining felching with salad tossing Put some d..

Epiphetical

1. (the adj. form of epiphany) for something or someone to have an intuitive perception of, or insight into, reality or essential meaning ..

Yekker

1. An indentured slave Used to describe really lazy niggahs You yekker, fresh of the maiden voyage boat. Yekker go back to picking cotto..

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