Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

One-handed-bandit

1. When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to..

Bubber Nation

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Filip

1. 1. "a person who pretends to be something he's not" 2. "one who tries with great desperation to fit in with a certa..

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