Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Hershey's Kisses

1. 1. Small breasts; bigger than skeets 2. Nipples that look _exactly_ like the candy Who wouldn't wanna suck on them hershey'..

Dick Twister

1. For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions..

Tardy Bus

1. Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame. Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the ..

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