Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Americanskii

1. The Russian way to say american. Just like Russian=Ruskii; Irish=Irlandskii and so on I am friends with many Ruskiis and in their te..

Kate Bosworth

1. 1. A beautiful and under appreciated actress, who sadly is known and hated for dating Orlando Bloom rather than for her sweetness and ta..

Spiced Rum

1. When someone takes a very large volume diherea dump so that the entire toilet is a rich brown hue, and they then proceed to beat off ito..

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