Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Sex Burglary

1. to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will I had him over last night in hopes ..

Quego

1. Pronounced: Kway-goh. A combination of the derogatory forms of 'Queer' and 'Gooch'. Used to describe someone who is..

O'doul's

1. The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Do..

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