Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ascendatron

1. An alternate name for an escalator, presumably used by people who think "descendatron" is a real word. Ascendatron? What the ..

Smushed

1. to be really, really drunk omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog See drunk, omg, night, smushed, snog 2. Extreme mental ..

Roger Clemens

1. A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite w..

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