Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Uncle Jesse

1. Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include:..

Auto-darwinize

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Jinked

1. A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob. "Sally got righteously jinked last ..

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