Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Jockey's Breakfast

1. A ridein the morning Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant! See jockey, breakfast, this, mornin..

Rjeindeer Fjucker

1. A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent. Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language. ..

Vineard

1. Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde) One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives..

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