Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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Larry Flynt

1. The Kentucky born publisher of the well known porno magazine "Hustler", also famous for winning a supreme court case against t..

Foxtarded

1. 1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television 2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one Seriously, &q..

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