Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zanunu

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I Smooch You

1. Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you. "aw baby i love you." "what the FUCK?!..

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