Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

5 Dolla Ho

1. A prostitute who is very cheap because of either her stupidity or her ugliness. "I'd go out with her on a date, but she looks..

Ooted

1. To be exposed as a Canadian. Compare outed. Despite his best efforts to speak normally he ooted himself last night when talking about h..

Lensink

1. One made with such awesomeness, such depth, such fun, attractiveness, intelligence and wonder that the rest of the world is left with no..

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