Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

W00tism

1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

92284

1. Yucca Valley, California. The Socal Dessert's Dirty South. If a simp like you rolls the 92284 you won't make out in one piece..

I'll Play Like The Children Are Little Bugs In Mah Web.

1. One of the funniest lines in any movie. From Family Guy See larstait..

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