Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

You Guys

1. 1. A reference to a group of men and women. Example (setup): What the "baby-ruth" guy said in the movie Goonies. Example (ac..

Disappointed

1. feeling let down by an asshole who never stays true to their words. Sad Upset She's disappointed because her boyfriend broke up wi..

Handstand Honcho

1. When a guy gets dome while doing a handstand. Holy Shit! That girl's blowing a guy that's doing a handstand... He's a fu..

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