Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

E-jib

1. "E-jibberish" or the way one speaks via e-mail or AIM, usually in a unique, witty, amusing, and/or quirky manner. "I hav..

Vtams

1. def: Vegetarianism Trumps All Moral Systems Can be used when in an argument with strange people who threaten to call the SPCA because ..

Blownskies

1. New age slang word for marijuana. Can be used as a verb and an adjective. -Damn, we need to buy a lot of blownskies. -Fuck, I'm s..

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