Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Jack Coff

1. A crank name, similar to Ben Dover and Pat McGroin. Sounds like "Jack-off" if said correctly. Heya. Ben Dover, Pat McGroin an..

Churchies

1. Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner. 1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They us..

Yanmus

1. a type of hummus made with monkey poo and yaks earwax i want some yanmus for dinner See hummus, yanmus, yaks, monkey, poo..

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