Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Cockwalrus

1. Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the..

1. The Correct Canadian Slang for the number '36' is Pussy. Dude, I was with your sister last night and scored me some 36. That..

Chav Music

1. An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs. There are two types: 1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever..

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