Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

69er Shits

1. The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up. I was out drinking all night, and now..

Guitarsonist

1. One who slays with an axe, in this case an axe is a guitar. A guitar player that literally melts faces and makes babies cry while shredd..

Awkwosexual

1. A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usu..

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