Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Laus

1. to think of what society want you to do and do the exact opposite to 'laus'..

Brownbear

1. One who enjoys items/articles/melted food placed into his or her ass crack, while passed out. What do you want to do to Jai while he i..

Pull A Meegan

1. When during four square or any other athletic game one spazzes out and flings appendeges in different directions when coming in contact ..

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