Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Shibitibin

1. when you are really sick and you sneezzze a lot ohhhhhhh mammmmmmma im felin like shibitibin See caugh, drool, snot, shibitibin..

Zippigation

1. When one catches himself in his fly, usually after being to a urinal. When in Public toilet: A: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" B: &q..

Zombie Wacker

1. Slang name for shotgun. Term is used to describe the shotguns ease of use. Shotguns are often used in video games and movies to kill z..

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