Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Yaggenspagger

1. a type of beer drinken by drunken elves fairies at night can i please have a yaggenspagger?..

Meat Hawks

1. another word for "hands" u need to tale ur meat hawks off my food! See meat hooks, hands, beaters..

Uber Chav

1. uber chavs are the kinda chavs you see mooching around looking for people`s days to ruin they may be seen running over pet cats,throwin..

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