Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Knish

1. Potato pastry. Give me a dozen knishes - a baker's dozen, dammit! 2. The female organ. Term of endearment overheard on NY City s..

Mystery Wood

1. boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments. ..

Budlight

1. Bitch U Dont Like It Go Home Then We got budlight, so Bitch U Dont Like It Go Home Then! See beer, booze, sex, alcohol, white girls 2..

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