Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?


1.

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.


76

Random Words:

1. a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use. Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dild..
1. Noun A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community heb..
1. the act of severely beating somone up: kicking ass That motherfucker really had to kaz up his girlfriend, after she cheated on him See..