Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zealness

1. A combination between Zeal and Kindness. The state of being the fervor or tireless devotion for a person, cause, or ideal and determina..

Crap Shet

1. Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times I wan..

Quanklings

1. Offspring of a Quank She has several quanklings. 1. Offspring of a Quank She has several quanklings...

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