Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Above Job

1. The opposite of a below job. Ken - "Hey man, wanna give me an above job?" Adam - "WTF is an above job?" Ken - &..

Craven Arms

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Felonious Chubby Chaser

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