Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Tmfgimff

1. This is a variant on the expression, TGIF. It stands for "Thank Mother Fuckin' God It's Mother Fuckin' Friday" ..

Pussy Nose Rubber

1. when a girl is rubbing her pussy on top of a guys nose while she's wet. Kathy felt like doing something crazy, so she did the puss..

Elgrosso

1. when something is not just gross, but it is "trashy" and "nasty". when saying something is "unsavory" jus..

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