Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Benoldar

1. 1. Coolest character in any game. 2. Can also be used to describe someone that is the coolest person.....ever. 1.Guy 1-"D0od I sa..

Liquormission

1. an intermission for imbibing alcoholic beverages This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!..

Yumping Yack

1. "Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of..

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