Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Omilsh

1. Oh My I'm Laughing So Hard. Only used when something is super funny. Higher than ROLF, LMAO, and LMFAO. **Only used when you are a..

Boo Boo Runs

1. Slang term meaning diarrhea. I drank too much last night and now I have the boo boo runs. See poop, taras, queer, pooty tang, poove..

Zieved

1. (adj.) Description of a personal computer condition, a computer that has been compromised by the lack of network security, usually invo..

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