Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

18 Wins, 1 Giant Loss

1. A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perf..

Damnbro

1. White hat wearing jock boys who like to fight guys that don't look like them. They first appeared somewhere back east and they can ..

Koontz

1. The man, the myth, and the legend of Lambda Chi Alpha, Michigan State University. David Koontz was selected and pulled from his existenc..

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