Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Pissbottle

1. Any bottle that contains urine.Preferably with a lid, for multiple storage and disposal options. Can be abbreviated as PB. When someon..

Zangerdoodle

1. this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there..

Eisenhardt

1. Of Irish backround Eisen meaning of the, or For the and Hardt meaning Heart or love symbollicly Her last name Eisenhardt means of the h..

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