Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Jaxed

1. to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat II. this is the lowest of all losses. "shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an shit" ..

Fakeob

1. fake popular jacob watch p. diddy has a fakeob..

Scrat-end

1. The end of a scrat, or someone's dick, like a fag-end only more generally repulsive. Devvo - "Or I might just write, 'Yo..

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