Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Luke Biacsi

1. 1. Fucking legend 2. Pussy 3. Three time-all Hungarian Goulash eating champion 4. Staring in the up and coming Super Mario brothers m..

Pepto-pop

1. A hangover cure consisting of 3 ounces of Pepto-Bismol and 3 ounces of Popov vodka. I had too many coldbeers last night. I need a Pept..

F This S

1. Short for "Fuck This Shit." Like damn gurl, why we at this gay-ass party. F This S. See party, shit, sucks, wtf..

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