Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Kurtty

1. the best damn pairing ever heard of in x-men. Nightcrawler(Kurt Wagner) and Shadowcat(Kitty Pryde) romance. So much better than kurmand..

Owned By N00bz0rd

1. the unlikely chance of being owned by a n00b(s) friends will say this and will bitchslapyou n00b: wow, my FIRST KILL EVER! You: WTF s..

[peta]

1. P-eople E-ating T-asty A-animals PETASUCKS!! good lord, i dont know if any normal thinking person would disagree. they say that eat..

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