Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Demolition

1. ADJ - Something obvious or commonly known for some time. Can be used sarcastically. "Aeropo864 is gay" "That's Demo..

Injun On A Bike

1. Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn&..

Oodle

1. Much of something, plenty, lots We have oodles of cash, to give you! See lots, plenty, loads, much, tons 2. A london slang word for ..

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