Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Noobass

1. Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like. It can..

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

Hazek

1. One who throws traps while in combat. Descendant of the early pvp gods "Zek". Shhiiiiiit, that naga got Hazek'd See haz..

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