Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Teabags

1. n.- another name for scrotum "Man, my teabags itch." "I put my teabags in that passed-out chick's mouth." Se..

W.a.f.l

1. Similar to LOL but has more props if used in the correct context. This shorthand Slur basically stands for ?What a F***ing Legend? this ..

Yahtzeeday

1. Every wednesday when Yahtzee Ben Croshaw's latest game review on escapistmagazine is released. Person 1: dude, it's Yahtzeeda..

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