Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Nagazette

1. Someone or something that is extremely unattractive. Since Bob got his Botox injesctions, he's been so nagazette. See ugly, fugly..

Trashcanning

1. The mouth is open as wide as possible giving the penis a moist feeling, but hardly any contact. Thus creating the trash can effect of a ..

Unmakefunofemilyish

1. dull. Nobody had fun on Halloween because it was unmakefunofemilyish See Emily..

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