Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Arabian Beard

1. The act of ejaculating on your partners chin while she's sleeping and then snipping your pubes onto her face so they stick and look..

Mohammered

1. when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people. yo, yusuf w..

Browhore

1. Only found in Brotown (london, ontario) A Browhore is someone who sleeps around with the local "bros". They are often found to..

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