Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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Upetty Upetty

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Grumble Grass

1. hair on a females back leading down to her butt down on the mid section to lower part of her back That girl has mad grumble grass grow..

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