Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Intellisexual

1. People who are only sexually attracted to people who are intelligent. Barack Obama wouldn't fuck Sarah Palin because he's an ..

Dookyfresh

1. feces; usually refers to fecal matter freshly secreted "Sonya knew the toilet had just been used because there was still dookyfres..

Kiwities

1. noun. Kiwi-ties. Derived from the word KIWI. used to describe a sexy boy from Madrid Spain. It is said that Kiwi is the type of person t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cocktail Mattress Edit Meaning