Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Dick With No Balls

1. (n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine pow..

Quiztard

1. A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc. I took Megan off my friends list because she's such ..

Valiva

1. Vaginal Secretions, Pussy Juice Vajayjuice I could tell she was turned on because she was valivating. See saliva, vagina, vaginal sec..

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