Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Vagoo Noob

1. A virgin, a guy who's awkward around women, usually because he is a gaming dork. John: Feldmo struck out left and right last night..

4plsr

1. Used to shortern "for pleasure". Can be used in almost any setting or to answer any question, or as an exclamatory term to sh..

Dempy

1. A nickname for a tree hugging hippy. Dempys are Guardian readers, but only when the morning star isnt available. They love to have their..

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