Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

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Bridgewater State College

1. A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive ..

W.o.r.m.

1. "What Obama Really Meant" -- a rationalization for a controversial statement by Barack Obama. Originally a fictitious game sh..

Uniffifiable

1. Unable to be made uncertain; impossible to be made iffy. I love the certainty he has. Even when I'm iffy, he's uniffifiable. ..

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