Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zerked

1. to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious t..

Incrane

1. a mix between the words incredible and insane man dat shits incrane See insane, incredible, crazy, mental, honky, nigga..

Escalator Music

1. Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat. Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse b..

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