Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Kung Foo

1. Skill from badass programming powers "He has some serious kung foo skills" See Raziel 2. Kung Foo is the art of being able..

Kaner

1. An Afrikaner (South African citizen who speaks Afrikaans), particularly a modern, city-dwelling Afrikaner. Check those Kaners sitting o..

Aylabingit

1. short term for im loving it! girl 1: sis, have you seen her dress? girl 2: hiyuuh! aylabingit! See love, loving, lurve..

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