Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Fucklard

1. Floppy pieces of flesh in the waist area suitable for holding onto during sexual intercourse. 1. Look at John, he's got a ton of f..

Poker Face

1. A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional..

Queer Shuttle

1. An adjective for being a homosexual dumbass that likes to be a general douche. "Wade Reese, you are such a Queer Shuttle!" S..

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