Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Austen

1. To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train. I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an au..

Quintard

1. the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach. 1st: Tard 2nd: Retard 3rd: Tritard 4th: Quatard 5th: QUINTARD Spencer is th..

Gaylording

1. someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed See gay, ..

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