Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Humptiness

1. 1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump 2. Noun-greatness Peace and Humptiness forever..

Schlarp

1. The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'. Schlar..

Zedric

1. A man with a abnormally large afro Look at Zedric he has such a big fro! See zedric, afro, basketball, rude..

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