Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zamzow

1. being extremely fucked up. I was so zamzowed, i fucked a 400 lb chick. See zamzow, drunk, fucked, drinking, hammered..

Jesus Cryst

1. something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(o..

Gashage

1. A term with numerous definitions: 1. "To get some gashage". Term used to describe getting some sex. 2. "Bloody hell, ch..

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