Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Closet Twilighter

1. Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirst..

The Ryan-ator

1. An illiterate piece of shit that can't spell "beat up" correctly. The Ryan-Ator spelled beat up, "beet up". S..

Kiteing

1. When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapp..

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