Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ipodfukt

1. What occurs when your Ipod stops working for no apparent reason when you need it, esp. when you are on a plane, train, etc. with crying ..

Jonoc

1. A NZ teen who has big, doubtful dreams for himself. He wishes to become the Mayor of Dunedin in the 2010 election. He has a big nose, b..

Maniak

1. someone who fucks around alot. dont act like a maniak. See raed 2. the exact meaning for maniak is a gay who is always fucked he is..

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