Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

A.n.s.

1. After Nap Syndrom; the hyper active state of being after one has had an extensive nap period; efective about 15 minutes after one wakes...

Collegeville

1. Collegeville is a small town in the state of Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia, where really hip people live. You have to understand..

Ubershawty

1. uber=The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über shawty=Refering to a sexy female. Referi..

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