Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to Ham]

1. Noun, Verb. An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner. She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last..

Viju

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Egg-hider

1. Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should, resulting in deceptive placement of said glands. &qu..

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