Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Rewbie

1. Someone in chat that isn't actually a newbie but not a regular, they tend to get My!Chat, lower their font and try to act like a re..

W.e.f.

1. (accronym) with effect from. From this date/day on. It was admitted as a member w.e.f. May 15th. See wef, aviation, formal..

Mast

1. a unit measuring length while in a drunken state. 1 Mast = 1.35 inches. Inversely, 1 inch = 0.74 Masts. Origin: A certain drunk person ..

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