Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Qwj

1. Qiggles with joy. To smile or laugh at someone's comment person 1: have you heard about LMAOROTFL person 2: QWJ. That's hill..

Loud Banger

1. A driver that listens to music at ear-splitting levels to either make up for the lack of conversation within a vehicle or just because h..

Matukas

1. (n.) Breasts, boobs, tits. "Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"..

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