Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Yahooable

1. Something that is able to be looked up on the Yahoo! search engine. See also, Yahoo, Yahoo!, Googleable 1. I needed pictures of the Al..

Cactus Cooter

1. when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus. "hey did you get some from sergio?" "no, he had a cactus coot..

Psychotic Ignoramus

1. It means a Ignorant boob who is also psychotic I'd say his sub species is Psychotic ignoramus. See ignorant, boob, dumb, lazy 1...

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