Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

W0+3

1. new term for w00t usually followed by the punctuation "!!1111,111.11!!!" or some close combination "w0+3 i pwoned that d..

Voyvore

1. VoyVore -noun A branch of Vorephilia where the Vorephile gets pleasure from watching a live ardvoreshow. The amount paid is directly p..

Permaboner

1. An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got b..

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