Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Blimpo

1. A Really Fat ass motherfucker, whose whole body is shaped like a balloon My Friend John Is A Blimpo 2. The most godly UT player to ev..

My Eye

1. a friendly, acceptable way to express disagreement with the previous speaker's statement. It is the root phrase behind more vulgar..

Texas Seed Shot

1. When a woman takes a shot of evercleardistilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into. Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her ..

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