Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zodriac

1. A large indian male, usually averaging a penis size of 3-4 inches. This male rapes penguins, so beware. This "creature" likes ..

Awryt Butt

1. Butt is short for butty. Butty meaning the same as buddy. But in Wales we use butty. So... awryt butt? meaning awryt mate? See butt, ..

Duffelbagging

1. When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a..

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