Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Happalaughagus

1. A friend that laughs constantly or way too much. Eric: Poo Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLLMAOLMAOHAHAH(you get the idea-.-) Eric: Ha..

Rosemary Harris

1. Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love h..

Quarb

1. Plumber's butt - When your ass crack shows above your pants Your mama has a quarb big enough to get a backhoe stuck in. See ass c..

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