Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Faggotacious

1. adj. being fagg like Jeez matt that hello kitty shirt makes you look faggotacious See faggot, homo..

Bismo

1. A shot consisting of 1/2 Vodka and 1/2 Pepto-Bismol. Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bo..

Jimmied-up

1. 1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem, 2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace both usually ..

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