Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Reverse Monster Bomb

1. The opposite of a monster bomb. Made by dropping a shot of monster energy drink into 4oz of chilled, preferably high quality, vodka. Bes..

Zootang

1. Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo. kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday. kid 2 You got some Zootang righ..

Holla' Back Girl

1. 1. A woman who responds to cat-calls A guy says, "Yo baby! Holla' holla' holla'. Can I holla' at ya'?&quo..

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