Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Yeah, Not So Much

1. meaning no. bluntly and sarcastically insulting the intelligence of someone asking a stupid question of you. irrelevant or pointless. ..

Crunkziez

1. The same as Crunk, but an adjective or interjection in some cases. Also just a great answer to nearly any question or response to any st..

Nansy

1. gay, homosexual, mostly related to men 'He's Nansy'- He's gay, homosexual See homosexual, gay..

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