Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Valmar

1. a sexy brazilian jungle beast with nuts the size of coconuts. He has a hat that is black to symbolize the color of hair on his butts. ..

Nhf

1. No Hard Feelings Said as a result of a defeat, etc: no offence taken, no animosity. - We slaughtered you on the court today. I almost ..

Tockey

1. Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey. I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome ne..

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