Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Awesomistic

1. A variation of optimistic or pessimistic. An awesomistic person just has an awesome view on life. "I'm awesomistic so I reali..

Sped Muffin

1. 1.a retarded,stupid or plain old jackass moron. 2.a muffin full of sped Go eat a sped muffin, BITCH!!! See sped, muffin, retard, jack..

Good

1. Ok with remaining the same. Content Do you want some juice? Nah I'm Good 2. opposite of bad "you're not bad, you&apos..

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