Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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1. a hippy retard shit faced cock master tyler..

Zenith Envy

1. The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..

Eunce

1. pronounced like you're saying oonsss 1.n. A techno beat usually accompanied with pelvic thrusts 2. v. To eunce someone (as in sex..

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