Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Unload A Toad

1. to have a shit, especially a big one. "I'm just going to unload a toad" "I've got to unload this toad, though..

Choke A Smirf

1. When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain. Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went hom..

Versimilitude

1. Suspension of belief. That movie sucked. There is NO WAY that could happen in real life. *COugh*versimilitude *Cough* See versimilitud..

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