Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Zapalac

1. sexy ass mother fucker Look at that zapalac walking down the street See sexy, attractive, hot, mother, fucker..

Quwee

1. The noise males (typically British and American males) make when they see something uberly awsome. Stew - hey, Dan, isnt that Chuck Nor..

Dorktastic

1. A mix of "dork" and "fantastic". Used to describe something that is considered awesome by people of a dorky nature..

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