Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Your Mom Long

1. A your mom joke gone rong. Taylor: Guess how long my shlong is? Michael: Your mom long! See mistake, mom, joke, your mom, long, shlon..

Stehfoo

1. pronunciation of STFU also used as an insult in games such as CS "STEHFOO you big nubsauce!!"..

[cuntbag]

1. An old lady that is acting like a cunt. i was at wal-mart parking a cart in an empty spot, and some cuntbag came running up to me tryin..

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