Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Mizzies

1. miserable see also mizzleskins "yo that shit was mizzies" See miserable, shitty, crappy, sucks..

Holycrackdeals

1. The most divine, purest holiest crack, all packed into one easy rock to deal. Flying from the Heavens comes an Angel that drops you ..

Lolliologist

1. Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job..

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