Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Unwed Sailor

1. pretentious, without merit, over the hill. My God, that is one gnarly Unwed Sailor! See old, pretentious, instrumental, rip-off, chuck..

Rainhog

1. the misuse of t9 after a night of drinking and trying to tell your friend it is raining. my friend sent me a jenki bolti text to let me..

Yessus

1. For not only when you say yes, Jesus does, too. Kyle: Priest John, do I really have to follow you into the closet? Priest: Yes ------..

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