Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Alcocommuting

1. Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off a..

W00t-yah

1. An expression os happiness or joy. w00t and booyah combined. I passed eight grade. w00t-yah! See alyssa..

Valvalis

1. Translates to "Breath of Heaven" The winter winds of Valvalis brought such a crispness to the air that all who felt it knew t..

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