Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Confuct

1. The state of confusion to the point of being really fucked up. He said go left, she said go right, which way do I go? Man i'm so c..

Unb

1. Universal Noise for Behhh! Q: "Sawyer and Juliet a couple?" A: UNB To a dumb firefighter thinking he's so hot: UNB Se..

Tanjee

1. Of questionably good intent ; ghetto Commonly used among New York Gay and African American people in the nightclubs and vogueing houses..

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