Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Fillintheblankistan

1. Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific. Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillint..

Poin-dexter

1. Slang term for a nerdy guy with glasses. Hey nice shoes poin-dexter! See nerd, glasses, slang, term, dorky, Joe Fox..

Zelda-ing

1. Playing the game - Zelda depressedconstructionmonkeys says: So wha cha been up to? Kyo says: Nothing Much...Zelda-ing all day See Kyo..

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