Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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1. Emoticon for the "suck it" motion...

Empty Nester

1. A parent whose children have grown up and left home. Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon! ..

Caciss

1. Caciss adj. Caci-tistical, Caciss-t 1) To be extremely cynical; sarcastic. 2) Opinionated; a very opinionated person Caci-tisticall..

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