Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Blimbo

1. A girl who gives blimpies.(giving head to a guy taking a shit.) They are dirty girls who are turned on by poo smell and blow jobs. Tha..

Tangy Porker

1. When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack, creviceand orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as m..

Rangaloid

1. Slang for Range Rover. This term is particularly used in East Anglian areas "Hey bro, i got me a Rangaloid so now i can go greenla..

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