Cocktail Mattress

What is Cocktail Mattress?

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

Limmt

1. A State In Which You Feel Like Complete Crap, But Still Decide To Live On as Though everythings Fine. Usually The Week Or So After Somth..

Enlightning

1. N. An occurrence in which one is essentially struck dumb by the revelation or comprehension of a previosuly-unknown fact. Misspelling of..

Jabalingadoobeydoo

1. a word a person yells when overly excited or is having an orgasm. oh jabalingadoobeydoo that concert was awsome! See happy, orgasm, ye..

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