Cock-tard

What is Cock-tard?

1.

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

2.

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.

"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"

"Get out of it. Cock tard
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