What is Cocktard?
1.
A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick
suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night
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2.
adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
hey wow you seem like a cocktard
3.
noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.
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4.
some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis
girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard
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5.
derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'
eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"
eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"
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