Cocktarded

What is Cocktarded?

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

See douche baggery, weakness, lameness, cocktard, jerk-off, jack assery

Zonkfest

1. 1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themsel..

Qwerty Sex

1. pimpin with the qwerty keyboard on your mobile device. "yo, is you qwerty sexin that bitch?" See qwerty, sex, text, cell pho..

I Mean, What?

1. What you say after saying something insane. I'm gonna kill that asshole. I mean, what? See loco, crazy, insane, oops, my bad..

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