Cocktarded

What is Cocktarded?

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

See douche baggery, weakness, lameness, cocktard, jerk-off, jack assery

Jammeister Tony's

1. Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed. See pajamas, to..

Quandanisian

1. one who is of 4 or more ethnic back rounds bobby is quandanisian. how come? hes german, mexican, irish, and french! See ethnic, eth..

Cracktop

1. Like Laptopor Notebook. The difference in this case being that a "Cracktop" is a laptop or notebook in which usually the only ..

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