Cocktarded

What is Cocktarded?

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

See douche baggery, weakness, lameness, cocktard, jerk-off, jack assery

Youren

1. a male who is capable of ejaculating on cats woa! u just yourenated on that cat real good yeehaw! See urine, cat, jizzed..

Quin Juice

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Daily Chore

1. Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey. At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to ..

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