Cocktastrophe

What is Cocktastrophe?

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"

"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

Douche Noodle

1. The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. th..

Qwelch

1. A fart from your penis. Oh shit Cooter Jones just let a Qwelch out. See queef, fart, penis fart, dick fart 2. A fart from your penis..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

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