Cocktee

What is Cocktee?


1.

The man flesh on which a golf ball rests before your drunk friend drives it; usually ending in a trip to the hospital.

Dude fuckin hardin' your cocktee before the cops see us, dumbass

See golf, tee, cock, cocktee, drunk, dumbass, funny


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