What is Cockthief?
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describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.
Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"
Person two: "Okay."
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an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)
Look, there's another minging mullet.
Hey, i don't want another..