Cockti

What is Cockti?


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The process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. Having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to document such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.

I found a beautifully curved cockti on our hike. Luckily Kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.


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