Cocktimus Prime

What is Cocktimus Prime?


1.

An insulting variation on the name Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots in most Transformers continuities.

Man, if you were a Transformer you'd be Cocktimus Prime.

2.

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

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