What is Cocktionary?
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A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:
"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"
The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
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A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
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the extremely birght white color of the traditional ipods
"that guys nomad mp3 player is ipod white"..
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a cigarette filled with eyelashes; often used as a prank to piss off people. tastes EXTREMELY nasty and can cause vomiting.
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