What is Cocktionary?
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A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:
"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"
The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
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Random Words:
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When a man's balls smack against his thighs or legs. Typically when a male is running.
Duuude when you run I can see you your ball..
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shit little country village with loads of dead-end people in the village lol
dont ever go to knossington
See shit, crack, nigga..
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a nickname given for when one is acting a fool.
Good job Negronidas, way to bring a knife to a gun fight.
See black, white, asian, neg..
