What is Cocktionary?
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A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:
"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"
The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
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to teabag someone but have any choice of your favorite ice cream smuged on the bottom of your sack
"haha i just gave an ice cream ..
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01: Any person who is mean and/or disagreeable (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.
02: Any person who likes taking dic..
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fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it
man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun ..
